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Whether it lives on an office desk or in the kitchen cupboard, it’s sure to raise a smile.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003ePerfect Gift For\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCoworkers and colleagues\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eOffice friends\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBirthdays\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSecret Santa\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eChristmas\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eLeaving and new-job gifts\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTeachers\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFriends and family\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSarcasm lovers\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAnyone whose patience is running dangerously low!\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eDesign\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe mug features the quote:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e“I Don’t Have the Patience or the Crayons to Explain This to You”\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe colourful typography is accompanied by stars, hearts and a humorous crayon-box character for a fun statement design.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePremium Quality Ceramic Mug\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eEach mug is crafted from high-quality white ceramic with a glossy finish, offering both durability and style. 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